ACE hardware gives out free popcorn
10:22 p.m. - 2004-10-16

If I was a middle-aged lady, I would go into the hardware store and wait for a sales associate to approach me. When he said "Can I help you find anything?" I would say, in a really desperate tone, "How about a husband?" and then get a really sad look on my face.
That's a good way to get free wood screws.

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